17.Apr.14 2 hours ago
17.Apr.14 3 hours ago

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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(via presidentme)

17.Apr.14 3 hours ago

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via valencea)

17.Apr.14 11 hours ago